Real Families – Real Businesses

Vote Labour or Daphne and Hen will never get to visit their Aunt Jessie doon Sooth!!! Help ma boab Tony's havering.

Only a couple of weeks ago McConnell and Brown were calling for the business community to "join in the debate on Scotland's constitutional future". Oops. Former Royal Bank of Scotland chairman Sir George Mathewson yesterday backed SNP leader Alex Salmond for first minister saying independence could liberate Scotland from a "dependency culture". George claimed Labour was creating a "fear culture" about independence writing: "It's difficult to forecast the future, but I see no circumstance where independence would be a serious [economic] disadvantage."

Bambi’s furious. This was supposed to be another one of those moment where he ‘personally’ goes and takes the thing by the scruff of the neck and sorts out the campaign. It’s how he likes to act.

"You talk to real businesses, talk to the types of people I have just been addressing, and look at the impact of separation on real businesses and real families” he squealed yesterday.

What, the Royal Bank of Scotland isn’t a real business? I mean they’re charlatan cheating scumbag capitalist bankers like the rest of them, but they’re a real business aren’t they?

In fact they’re the world's fifth biggest bank.

What about real families? This one is sweet and hasn’t really been trotted out since Oban.

I’m assuming they’re meaning real families not adopted families, gay families, sitcom families, or The Broons? He’s got a point.

Can you imagine how it could be trying to visit your sister in Newcastle if we had independence? Just think of those poor Danes locked away from any relatives throughout Europe, or the Irish. The poor Irish. Separation. Makes you think. Maybe safer to vote labour after all. Don’t want to be separated from my family.

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