Ming the Meaningless

It’s hard to care about Ming and his wee-wee smelling office. It’s not that he was old it’s that he was boring and shit.
In an era of almost total policy-merger between the reds and the blues he was TOTALLY ineffectual and (at least) thrice refused office when offered it – in Scotland, Wales and then with big Gordy, he said no. So fuck him and his deeply dull party permanently in a state of almost becoming credible. Purlease.
Meanwhile, rumours are rife over a Kennedy return, a balwark against the charisma-bypassed alternativeswhich at least would return some humour to the dreary earnest Liberals..."Return to our constituencies and prepare a large scotch!"


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